A nun gets onto a bus, which is empty apart from her and the driver.
She says, “I’m going to die soon, but I want to have sex before I do. I must remain a virgin, so it shall have to be anal, I can’t commit adultery, so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?”
“Yes”, says the drive, and eagerly carries out the nuns wish.
Afterwards he guiltily says, “I’m sorry I lied, I’m married with three kids”.
“Thats ok”, says the nun, “I lied to, my name’s Kevin and I’m off to a fancy dress party”.
Things that make me Chortle 