One Dieing Wish

A nun gets onto a bus, which is empty apart from her and the driver.

She says, “I’m going to die soon, but I want to have sex before I do. I must remain a virgin, so it shall have to be anal, I can’t commit adultery, so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?”

“Yes”, says the drive, and eagerly carries out the nuns wish.

Afterwards he guiltily says, “I’m sorry I lied, I’m married with three kids”.

“Thats ok”, says the nun, “I lied to, my name’s Kevin and I’m off to a fancy dress party”.

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