Back Door Escape

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Fun in the woods

Alfie sees his Dad’s car drive passed the playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees hid Dad and Aunt Jackie kissing.

Alfie finds this ever so exciting and  runs home and to tell hs mum.

Breathlessly he cries out ,”Mummy, mummy, I was at the playground and Daddy and ….”

His mum tells his to slow down, as she want s to hear the full story.

So Alfie tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy and Aunt Jackie in Daddy’s car go into the woods. I went to look and I saw Daddy giving Aunt Jackie a big kiss, then Daddy helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jackie helped Daddy take his trousers down, then Aunt Jackie climbed into the back f the car and laid down, then Daddy….”

At this point, his Mum interrupted him and said, “Alfie, this is such an interesting story, why don’t we save the rest of it for dinner time so we can see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

So later, at dinner, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

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Don’t wait up

A maths teacher texts his wife;

Dear wife you are 54 yrs old and you can no longer satisfy my needs, so when you get this I shall be in a Motel with my 22yo assistant. I’m sorry I will be home late.

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