Statistics show that 25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness …..
That’s scary …..
A new anti-depressant has been released for lesbians. Continue reading
I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.
I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.
Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical.
A few days later the doctor phones.
“Paddy,” he says “you’ve got sugar diabetes”.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, “Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”
He replied, “There’s something wrong with my dick.”
The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.” Continue reading