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Anatomy Class

A doctor had his students in an anatomy class where they were dissecting a body.

The doctor said, “Rule 1: Dont be repulsed by anything in the human body”.

So he stuck his finger up the corpse’s ass, pulled his finger out & sucked it! He told the students 2 do the same. Continue reading

Mathematical Thinking

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

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Fishing Trip

So Little Johnny and his grandfather go fishing one summer day. They get to the lake early, and after an hour or so, Johnny’s grandfather pulls out a Cuban cigar and begins smoking it. Johnny watches in fascination for a moment before asking, “Grampa what’s that?”

“Why Johnny, that’s a cigar. Men smoke cigars.”

“Well, can I try it?” Continue reading