Anatomy Class

A doctor had his students in an anatomy class where they were dissecting a body.

The doctor said, “Rule 1: Dont be repulsed by anything in the human body”.

So he stuck his finger up the corpse’s ass, pulled his finger out & sucked it! He told the students 2 do the same. Continue reading

Mathematical Thinking

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

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Fishing Trip

So Little Johnny and his grandfather go fishing one summer day. They get to the lake early, and after an hour or so, Johnny’s grandfather pulls out a Cuban cigar and begins smoking it. Johnny watches in fascination for a moment before asking, “Grampa what’s that?”

“Why Johnny, that’s a cigar. Men smoke cigars.”

“Well, can I try it?” Continue reading

Where are you from? …..

Old Mr. John was retiring. At his retirement party, he was given a duck hunting license for every state in the country.

A few weeks after his retirement, he decided to go hunting.

He had a few ducks from a few different states in a bag when the game warden stopped him.

“Let’s see what’s in the bag,” he said. Mr. John opened it. The warden pulled out the first duck.

He stuck his finger up its butt, pulled it out, tasted it, and said, “I think this here’s a Georgia duck.” “It is sir,” replied Mr. John. “Do you have a Georgia license?” “Yes sir.” He pulled out his license and showed him.

The warden took the next duck. He repeated the same procedure. “I think this here’s a Tennessee duck.” “Yes sir.” “Got a Tennessee license?” “Right here,sir.”

He repeated the procedure yet again. “This an Alabama duck?” “Sure is.” “License?” “Right here.”

“You sure do have a lot of licenses. Where you from?”

He dropped his pants and said, “I don’t know. You tell me.”