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Its never good when you need the loo in the middle of the night

A little boy gets up 2 go 2 the bathroom in the middle of the night.

As he passes his parents bedroom he peeks through the key hole.

He watches for a moment, then continues down the hallway, saying 2 himself, “Boy, and she gets mad at me 4 sucking my thumb”.

Ordering a Meal

A couple go to a restauraunt, before ordering the lady decides to visit the toilet.

Whilst she’s away the waiter arrives to take their order.

“And what will the lovely lady be having?” asks the waiter to her husband.

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The perfect gentleman …..

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”

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The Nun and the Fig Leaf …..

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?”

The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”

“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.

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