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A woman & a baby visit the doctors.
The doctor is concerned about the baby’s weight. “Is he bottle or breast-fed?” he asks.
“Breast-fed?” says the woman.
He asks her to strip to the waist, pinches & sucks her nipples & rubs both tits for a while, “No wonder he’s under weight you’ve no milk”.
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These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow
Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him dancing naked and masturbating in front of a tractor.
Mick says ‘Bloody hell Paddy, what ya doing?’
Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical.
A few days later the doctor phones.
“Paddy,” he says “you’ve got sugar diabetes”.