A nun gets onto a bus, which is empty apart from her and the driver.
She says, “I’m going to die soon, but I want to have sex before I do. I must remain a virgin, so it shall have to be anal, I can’t commit adultery, so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?”
“Yes”, says the drive, and eagerly carries out the nuns wish.
A woman walks into a supermarket and carefully selects a pint of milk, a box of eggs, a loaf of bread and a packet of bacon.
She puts all the items into her cart and proceeds to the checkout. Continue reading