During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover’s Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ”I have to be honest with you, I’m a hooker.” The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it’s okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.
After they finish, the guy says, ”I have to be honest with you now. I’m a cab driver and it’ll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.”