During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover’s Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ”I have to be honest with you, I’m a hooker.” The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it’s okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.
After they finish, the guy says, ”I have to be honest with you now. I’m a cab driver and it’ll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.”
A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra, but his request was denied.
“Why can’t I have a double dose?” the man asked. “It’s not safe,” the doctor replied.
“But I need it really bad,” the man explained. “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, one of my exes will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday.”
“Okay, I’ll give it to you,” the doctor relented. “But you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check to see if there are any side effects.”
On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office with his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?”
The man said, “No one showed up.”