Babys Weight

A woman & a baby visit the doctors.

The doctor is concerned about the baby’s weight. “Is he bottle or breast-fed?” he asks.

“Breast-fed?” says the woman.

He asks her to strip to the waist, pinches & sucks her nipples & rubs both tits for a while, “No wonder he’s under weight you’ve no milk”.

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Cab Driver …..

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.

“Mummy,” said the little boy, “what are all those ladies doing?”

“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off of work,” she replied.

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