Coke Addiction

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The Koala and the Lizard

A koala was sitting in a gum tree… smoking a joint…

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, ‘Hey Koala! What are you doing?’

The koala said, ‘Smoking a joint, come up and have some.’

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. Continue reading

Sniffer

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a ‘sniffing dog’. “His name is Sniffer and he’s the best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.” The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the agent said, “Watch this.” He told Sniffer to “search”. Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

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Advice Column …..

A lady writes in to her local newspaper’s advice column:

‘Hi, I think that my son might have a marijuana plant growing in my kitchen. What should I do?’

The next day, the answer was posted in the paper:

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