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A doctor had his students in an anatomy class where they were dissecting a body.
The doctor said, “Rule 1: Dont be repulsed by anything in the human body”.
So he stuck his finger up the corpse’s ass, pulled his finger out & sucked it! He told the students 2 do the same. Continue reading
These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow
Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him dancing naked and masturbating in front of a tractor.
Mick says ‘Bloody hell Paddy, what ya doing?’
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, “Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”
He replied, “There’s something wrong with my dick.”
The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.” Continue reading
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