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Brad & Angelina
Always read the label
As i was washing my hair this morning i actually read the shampoo label.. I AM SHOCKED!
The shampoo i use that runs down my entire body says “for extra volume & body”.
Now i know why im so full figured!!
Circular Logic …..
Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”
Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.
“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.
“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”
Stand If You’re a Moron …..
One day a college professor was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand.
After a minute a young man stood up. The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron.
Don’t forget the pre-rinse cycle …..
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Stand up – Lee Evans …..
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