A nun gets onto a bus, which is empty apart from her and the driver.
She says, “I’m going to die soon, but I want to have sex before I do. I must remain a virgin, so it shall have to be anal, I can’t commit adultery, so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?”
“Yes”, says the drive, and eagerly carries out the nuns wish.
A shy 16 year old boy walks into a chemist shop to buy a pack of condoms.
Behind the counter was a beautiful woman. She could see the boy was new to this, so she handed him a pack and asked if he knew how to wear one. The boy replied, “No.”
So she unwrapped the box, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She then told the boy to make sure it was on tight and secure.
The boy still looked confused. So she looked all around the store, it was empty and then said, “Just a minute.” She then walked to the shops front door and locked it.