One Dieing Wish

A nun gets onto a bus, which is empty apart from her and the driver.

She says, “I’m going to die soon, but I want to have sex before I do. I must remain a virgin, so it shall have to be anal, I can’t commit adultery, so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?”

“Yes”, says the drive, and eagerly carries out the nuns wish.

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Bigger Boobs …..

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts.

Dr. Smith advised her, “Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.”

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