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Pulling Faces

Birthday Treat

 

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Potato Peeler

I couldn’t find the damn thing that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they’d seen it.

The many uses of Dough.

A teacher asks her class to make a sentence using the word dough.

Little  Alice says, “In Italy they make pizza out of special dough”. Excellent says the teacher.

Little Mary says, “My brother makes dinosaurs out of playdough”. Well done says the teacher.

Little Johnny raises his hand, “Yes Johnny, what do you want to say?” asks the teacher.