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The many uses of Dough.

A teacher asks her class to make a sentence using the word dough.

Little  Alice says, “In Italy they make pizza out of special dough”. Excellent says the teacher.

Little Mary says, “My brother makes dinosaurs out of playdough”. Well done says the teacher.

Little Johnny raises his hand, “Yes Johnny, what do you want to say?” asks the teacher. Continue reading

The Effects of Alcohol

The Power of Alcohol

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

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