From: ________ , _______
Sent: 13 January 2012 16:18
Subject: FW: Welsh?
A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle, so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together….
After a while of trying she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend…
He says, ” Honey whats wrong?”
“I’m trying to put this puzzle together but I can’t do it”.
“Well look at the picture in the front and tell me what it looks like”.
“Okay… well the background is blue and there is a tiger on it”.
One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through.” So the wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park…” Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?”
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There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette.
There was this cliff, and the legend was that if you jumped off the cliff and yelled something you would land in what you yelled.
A really hot beautiful blonde was about to jump off a bridge to kill herself. As she got ready to jump, Father Christmas came walking down and he said, “Now hold up a minute young lady, step down from there. I am the real Father Christmas.”
Surprised, she stepped down and said, “What?”
Father Christmas said, “This may sound weird, but I am the real Father Christmas. I am allowed to make one surprise visit per Christmas, and you looked like you needed a little help. What’s wrong?”
She said, “I have been working at my job for 3 great years and I got fired today. I thought to myself, whatever doesn’t kill me can make me stronger. So I went home to my great husband of 5 years only to find him in bed with my best friend! So I said to myself, ‘I lost my job, my boyfriend and my best friend, I have nothing else to live for!'”
One day, two blondes were in a horse pasture.
Then one of the blondes said,” Look at that horse with one eye!”
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, ”What are you carrying?” ”Melons,” the blonde replies. ”Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, ”If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.”
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her.
“You’ll be fine,” he said.
She asked, “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?”
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
“What’s the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won’t I?”
He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine. It’s just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”