A nun gets onto a bus, which is empty apart from her and the driver.
She says, “I’m going to die soon, but I want to have sex before I do. I must remain a virgin, so it shall have to be anal, I can’t commit adultery, so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?”
“Yes”, says the drive, and eagerly carries out the nuns wish.
Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people:
“Negotiations have gone well.”
“The good news is I got him down to ten.”
“The bad news is that adultery is still one of them.”