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Balance of Nature

Life Guard

Getting Older

A little old man totters into a chemist for some viagra.

The perfect gentleman …..

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”

Road Hazard …..

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

Angels …..

There were three angels and they went to God and said,”We’re tired of doing good things can we do something bad?