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The Toddler’s Tea Party ……

A toddler had benn given a little Tea Set as a present, and it soon became her favorite toys.

Her dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of “tea” which was just water, of course.

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Lazy Frog …..

It’s a hot summer’s day & there’s a frog sitting on a lillypad in the middle of a pond. He sees a fly buzzing around his head but it’s about 6″ too high for him to stick out his tounge and get it. It’s hot, he’s lazy and doesn’t want to jump for it, so he starts thinking, “How can I get that fly to drop about 6″ so I can have a nice little snack?”

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The Smart and the Stupid

A young man was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neck ties laid out on it. The younger man asked “Please, I’m dying of thirst, can I have some water?” Continue reading