James Bond’s watch

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”!

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Smart Parrott …..

Three girls walk into a store. A parrot in his cage screams “white, pink, yellow” The girls turn around to each other, and the first one says, “Hey! I’m wearing a white underwear!” The second girl says “I’m wearing pink underwear!” The third one says “I’m wearing yellow underwear!” The girls shocked decided to play a little trick on the parrot. So the next day they walk in, and the parrot yells, “White, white, white” The girls, stunned, walk out of the shop. The next day the girls walk in and the parrot yells, “Curly, Straight, Bald!