Pulling Faces

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The ugly bride …..

A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, “Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she’s ugly!”

“You jackass. That’s my daughter you’re talking about!” the person responds.

“Oops! I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know you we’re the father.”

“I’m not, you stupid idiot. I’m the mother!”