100 Year Old Twins

Twin sisters in were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get and take pictures of the two 100-year-old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The deaf sister said to her twin, “What did he say?”

“We’ve got to sit on the sofa!”, said the other.

“Now get a little closer together,” said the cameraman.

Again, “What did he say?”

“He said to squeeze together a little.”

So they wiggled up close to each other. “Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus a little,” said the photographer.

Yet again, “What did he say?”

“He says he’s going to focus!”

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Second Opinion …..

This one guy has a wife who he’s shared great sex with for years. He decides that to check if his wife really is the sex goddess he believes her to be, and decides to have sex with 5 of the best prostitutes in the area to see if they are better or worse than his wife.

The first prostitute isn’t even close, and the 2nd, 3rd and 4th ones aren’t either. By the time the man reaches the 5th, he’s confident that his wife really is the best at sex.

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