A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies, “Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”!
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A shy 16 year old boy walks into a chemist shop to buy a pack of condoms.
Behind the counter was a beautiful woman. She could see the boy was new to this, so she handed him a pack and asked if he knew how to wear one. The boy replied, “No.”
So she unwrapped the box, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She then told the boy to make sure it was on tight and secure.
The boy still looked confused. So she looked all around the store, it was empty and then said, “Just a minute.” She then walked to the shops front door and locked it.
This is a copy of a letter sent to American company Proctor and Gamble with reference to their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph: