Heineken Advert – Jennifer Aniston

Given the choice you’d do the same thing.

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Returned Toaster …..

A woman went to a supermarket service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special offer.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, “Pinch my nipples. pinch my nipple, pinch my nipples!!!!”

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager In front of a growing crowd of customers.

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I think you’re the Father of one of my kids …..

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says, “Hello!”

He’s rather taken back because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”

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Lost Wife …..

A man is out shopping at a supermarket with his wife, but loses her in the many aisles.

He walks upto an attractive young lady and says, “I’ve lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?”

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