Angry Husband …..

A man and his wife were driving on the highway one night when he got pulled over by the cops for speeding.

The cop walks up and informs the man of his unlawful deed.

“I never speed,” says the man.

The wife chimes in, “Oh yes you do – all the time!”

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Speed …..

Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, A state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks To himself, “This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!”

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching The car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies – two in the Front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t Understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to Be the problem?” The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, Explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed Limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the Officer for pointing out her error. “But before you go, Ma’am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem Awfully shaken.”

“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127!”