My misses sent me shopping today.
She told me to go and buy something that’ll make her look sexy.
A woman walks into a supermarket and carefully selects a pint of milk, a box of eggs, a loaf of bread and a packet of bacon.
She puts all the items into her cart and proceeds to the checkout. Continue reading
A man is out shopping at a supermarket with his wife, but loses her in the many aisles.
He walks upto an attractive young lady and says, “I’ve lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?”