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A shy 16 year old boy walks into a chemist shop to buy a pack of condoms.
Behind the counter was a beautiful woman. She could see the boy was new to this, so she handed him a pack and asked if he knew how to wear one. The boy replied, “No.”
So she unwrapped the box, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She then told the boy to make sure it was on tight and secure.
The boy still looked confused. So she looked all around the store, it was empty and then said, “Just a minute.” She then walked to the shops front door and locked it.
A kid gets a job in a small department store. On his first day, the manager shows him around,and explains that the company policy was to sell a product, with a product. The kid looked confused… so the manager said he would show him what he meant.
Now, it just so happened that a customer approached the manager and asked if they sold grass seed.
“Certainly”, pointing to the wide range of seed boxes, “and what sort of lawn mower would you like?”
The customer looked baffled, so the manager went on “Well, you will sow the grass, the grass will grow,and you will need a lawn mower to cut it”,
“I hadn’t thought of that”, says the customer, “I’ll take the lawn mower as well then”…and the customer leaves the store happy.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says, “Hello!”
He’s rather taken back because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”
A man is out shopping at a supermarket with his wife, but loses her in the many aisles.
He walks upto an attractive young lady and says, “I’ve lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?”