Three Old Men …..

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!”

“Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

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Toothbrushes …..

There was a toothbrush company and it had 3 salesmen. At the end of each day the boss would ask them how many toothbrushes they’d sold.

The first said that he sold 500 toothbrushes, the second said that he sold 550 toothbrushes and the third said that he sold 25 toothbrushes.

The boss says “Im sorry, thats not enough. Your fired.”

The salesman asked for one more chance. The boss says “Fine, I will give you one more chance.” The third worker says thank you and leaves.

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