Returned Toaster …..

A woman went to a supermarket service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special offer.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, “Pinch my nipples. pinch my nipple, pinch my nipples!!!!”

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager In front of a growing crowd of customers.

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Politics …..

Little Johnny went up to his dad and¬†asked, “Hey daddy, what’s politics?”¬†

His dad replied, “Son, I’m the breadwinner of the family, so we’ll call me Capitilism, your mother will be the Government, our nanny will be the working class, you will be the people, and your little baby brother will be the future. Now go to your room and think about what i said.”

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