The Manager …..

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

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The Art of Selling …..

A kid gets a job in a small department store. On his first day, the manager shows him around,and explains that the company policy was to sell a product, with a product. The kid looked confused… so the manager said he would show him what he meant.

Now, it just so happened that a customer approached the manager and asked if they sold grass seed.

“Certainly”, pointing to the wide range of seed boxes, “and what sort of lawn mower would you like?”

The customer looked baffled, so the manager went on “Well, you will sow the grass, the grass will grow,and you will need a lawn mower to cut it”,

“I hadn’t thought of that”, says the customer, “I’ll take the lawn mower as well then”…and the customer leaves the store happy.

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Toothbrushes …..

There was a toothbrush company and it had 3 salesmen. At the end of each day the boss would ask them how many toothbrushes they’d sold.

The first said that he sold 500 toothbrushes, the second said that he sold 550 toothbrushes and the third said that he sold 25 toothbrushes.

The boss says “Im sorry, thats not enough. Your fired.”

The salesman asked for one more chance. The boss says “Fine, I will give you one more chance.” The third worker says thank you and leaves.

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