The LAPD and the Rabbit …..

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

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Not everybody uses Andrex in the toilet ……

There was a bear and a rabbit taking a shit in the woods.

The bear asks the rabbit,” Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”

The rabbit replied,”No, I don’t.”

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