The Doctors Waiting Room

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The receptionist said, “Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”

He replied, “There’s something wrong with my dick.”

The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.” Continue reading

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Odd one out.

Two men are in the pub.

One says to the other, “Can you guess the odd one out from, a, egg, b, wife, c, blowjob?”

His friend replies, “That’s easy, the answer’s c, a blowjob.”

“How do you work that out?”

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