A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, “Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”
He replied, “There’s something wrong with my dick.”
The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.” Continue reading
Two men are in the pub.
One says to the other, “Can you guess the odd one out from, a, egg, b, wife, c, blowjob?”
His friend replies, “That’s easy, the answer’s c, a blowjob.”
“How do you work that out?”
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning back against the headboard smoking a cigarrete with a satisified smile on its face. Continue reading