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One autumn day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. “My wife,” the man replied.
“I’m sorry,” said Bill, “What happened to her?”
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own.
But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor.
So he explained to his neighbour that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o’clock.
But he was never ever, ever to touch its fur.