Doctors Notes

These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow

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The Doctors Waiting Room

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The receptionist said, “Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”

He replied, “There’s something wrong with my dick.”

The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.” Continue reading