Advice Column …..

A lady writes in to her local newspaper’s advice column:

‘Hi, I think that my son might have a marijuana plant growing in my kitchen. What should I do?’

The next day, the answer was posted in the paper:

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In Love …..

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

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Cab Driver …..

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.

“Mummy,” said the little boy, “what are all those ladies doing?”

“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off of work,” she replied.

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Little Sally

Little Sally came home from school and told her mom that Johnny had shown her his wee wee

Before her mum could say anything, Sally went on to tell her it reminded her of peanut.

Her mum’s mind, now more at ease, said with a smile, “Kinda small huh?”

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Is it because I’m Blond?

There was once a blond girl that went to Pre-school. One day, when she came back from pre-school, she asked her mum “Mum, other kids can recite the ABC’s only up to “F” but I can recite it all the way to “Z”. Is it because I’m blond?”

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