Two men are in the pub.
One says to the other, “Can you guess the odd one out from, a, egg, b, wife, c, blowjob?”
His friend replies, “That’s easy, the answer’s c, a blowjob.”
“How do you work that out?”
A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there.
“Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts.”
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”
“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh. “Well,” says Paul, straightening up, “I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”
A young lady walks into a Hooters restaurant, and asks the manager if they’re hiring.