A little boy gets up 2 go 2 the bathroom in the middle of the night.
As he passes his parents bedroom he peeks through the key hole.
He watches for a moment, then continues down the hallway, saying 2 himself, “Boy, and she gets mad at me 4 sucking my thumb”.
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, “Here, put these on.”
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
“I can’t wear your trousers.” she said.
“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”
With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”
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