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100 Year Old Twins

Twin sisters in were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get and take pictures of the two 100-year-old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The deaf sister said to her twin, “What did he say?”

“We’ve got to sit on the sofa!”, said the other.

“Now get a little closer together,” said the cameraman.

Again, “What did he say?”

“He said to squeeze together a little.”

So they wiggled up close to each other. “Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus a little,” said the photographer.

Yet again, “What did he say?”

“He says he’s going to focus!”

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