A woman & a baby visit the doctors.
The doctor is concerned about the baby’s weight. “Is he bottle or breast-fed?” he asks.
“Breast-fed?” says the woman.
He asks her to strip to the waist, pinches & sucks her nipples & rubs both tits for a while, “No wonder he’s under weight you’ve no milk”.
Scientists have revealed that sperm helps hair grow.
That explains why lots of men have hairy knuckles, but its got me wondering about my nan’s moustache!