The Afghan Footballer

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The many uses of Dough.

A teacher asks her class to make a sentence using the word dough.

Little  Alice says, “In Italy they make pizza out of special dough”. Excellent says the teacher.

Little Mary says, “My brother makes dinosaurs out of playdough”. Well done says the teacher.

Little Johnny raises his hand, “Yes Johnny, what do you want to say?” asks the teacher. Continue reading

Cab Driver …..

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.

“Mummy,” said the little boy, “what are all those ladies doing?”

“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off of work,” she replied.

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