Today in 1983 Microsoft released Windows 1.0. The 1st step in a long technological road that would eventually lead to Two Girls One Cup.
— Jimmy Carr (@jimmycarr) November 10, 2011
I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.