Do you suffer from blurred vision?
Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him dancing naked and masturbating in front of a tractor.
Mick says ‘Bloody hell Paddy, what ya doing?’
My wife reckons she can tell how good a film is by the number of tissues she goes through when watching it.
I just opened my freezer and saw a little alien masturbating.
I said, “What do you think you’re doing?”