What would you do if you won the lottery?

Paddy and Mick sat having a pint. A lorry goes past with rolls of turf on it.

Paddy says, “Im gonna do that when i win the lottery”.

Mick says, “What, drive a wagon?”

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The Effects of Alcohol

The Power of Alcohol

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

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