Starvation

Vodafone Taxes

Circular Logic …..

Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”

Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.

“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.

“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”

Cinderellas Dark Past …..

Why did Cinderella get kicked of the fairytale land?

Ralph’s Surgery

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.