Misinterpretation

My attractive Chinese naeighbour called around the other day. I let her in and asked her what was up.

She said, “Could you help me please?” I replied of course, what do you need?

She replied, “I desperateley need a Roger”.

Thinking my luck was in i smiled and said, “No problem there”.

But as i began to unbuckle my trousers she began to scream. Continue reading

The Vicar …..

A vicar and his friend are playing golf.

His friend misses a three foot putt and says, “Damn! missed the bugger!”

The vicar is shocked by his language and tells him that God will strike him down if he keeps on cursing.

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Women’s English …..

  • Yes = No
  • No = Yes
  • Maybe = No
  • We need = I want
  • I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
  • We need to talk = you’re in trouble
  • Sure, go ahead = you better not
  • Do what you want = you will pay for this later
  • I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
  • You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
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