Advice Column …..

A lady writes in to her local newspaper’s advice column:

‘Hi, I think that my son might have a marijuana plant growing in my kitchen. What should I do?’

The next day, the answer was posted in the paper:

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Public Embarrasment …..

An old lady went to her doctor asking for help with her sex life.

“Why don’t you just give your husband a viagra?” asked the doctor.

“He wont even take an asprin he hates pills”, the old lady replied. 

“Just put it in his coffee he will never know. Come back in a week and tell me how things went.”

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