One day Bob was in the doctors office when his Dr. told him that he needed a rectal examination.
So the doctor did it and at the end told Bob “Well I found out that you have a small rectal disease but if you take this suppository tonight you’ll be fine”.
So Bob gets home and asks his wife to put the suppository in his ass. So his wife takes off Bobs pants and puts one hand on his shoulder. When Bob sees this he screams.
When his wife asks him whats wrong, he replies
“I just realised that when the doctor gave me my rectal examination, he put both hands on my shoulders!”
A young office junior was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he noticed the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the CEO, “This is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young man, thinking this would be a good chance to get noticed by the boss. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine.
“I just need one copy.”