The Bee Intruder

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!”.

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit”.

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Lazy Frog …..

It’s a hot summer’s day & there’s a frog sitting on a lillypad in the middle of a pond. He sees a fly buzzing around his head but it’s about 6″ too high for him to stick out his toungeĀ and get it. It’s hot, he’s lazy and doesn’t want to jump for it, so he starts thinking, “How can I get that fly to drop about 6″ so I can have a nice little snack?”

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