Don’t always believe what you see

One night a man picked-up a prostitute. “How much for a hand job?” he enquired. “£100” was the reply. “Wow! That’s expensive?!?” The prostitute said, “See that Benz over there? I got that for giving hand jobs.” He said,”Woah! It must be a hell of a hand job! OK! let’s have it then.”

After a few minutes…

“That was great! How much for a blow job?” “£500” stated the prostitute. “Wow! That expensive?!?” he said. “See that house over there? I got that for giving blow jobs” said the prostitute. “Woah! It must be a hell of a blow job! OK! let’s have it then.”

After a few minutes…

The man gasped, “That was fantastic! How much for the pussy?” The prostitute replied, “See that bridge over there?” The man said, “Woah! You got that from giving pleasure with your pussy?”

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Cab Driver …..

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.

“Mummy,” said the little boy, “what are all those ladies doing?”

“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off of work,” she replied.

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The Truck Driver and the Hooker …..

There was this truck driver who was driving around looking for a hooker.

He stops at a junction and sees this really sexy blonde, so he picks her up and takes her to a really nice hotel.

They both lay on the bed and begin having sex. For some reason it was hurting to bad for him to stick his dick in her, so she tells him to hold on a second.

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